This Is About To Get Out Of Hand

On a Thursday in White Marsh you would typically end up in a theatre with maybe 4 other people. Tonight almost three hours in advance the theatres already almost full.

The question remains, what do you do for three hours in a theatre just waiting for the show to start?

Things to do whilst waiting for the show to start:

Try to swindle a 3DS from a nerd girl 2 rows up

Get into an imaginary fistfight with the usher over seating consolidation for the sold-out show, and losing your PRIME 3D viewing location

Smoking a cigarette to quell your rage over above-mentioned seating loss

Wait 20 minutes in line at concessions stand

Brood over being swindled into a bottled water when honestly tap water would have been sufficient

Hate that you can hear Angry Birds above you and you don't haz with you

Yell at your girlfriend about your crappy seats

Apologize, to no avail

Consider napping, except that you'll sleep through the movie.

Make friends with the stranger on your other side

Pass out